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she/her ~ all my opinions that literally no one asked for // mostly shit my boyfriend says so I can look back and laugh

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@ShitpostGate

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I’m so mad at England rn imagine colonising all these beautiful countries for mostly spices to later sell them in Tesco for £1 a jar

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Dimi: ‘let me tell you something bubby; toothpaste, not for the eye’

😭😭😭

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How I know I’m in love with the right person:

Me:

Dimi: once I took a whole chicken into work for lunch

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@r0mbag Failed maths like 3 times, finally passed it when doing my foundation in art to get into uni, got to uni and they told me they weren’t bothered about maths 🙃

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I just don’t think I’ll ever understand German tv humour

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@Jamesblondex Im so into this thread hahahaha ♥️

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Just seen an old cat on the shelter who’s owner died and shes called pup and when I tell you ive been crying over this cat for a solid hour bc I want to save her

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Me on my bullshit:

Dimi: *with slight frustration* ‘you’re like a SpongeBob episode sometimes’

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Am i the only artist that can’t narrow down the scope when someone asks for something ‘cartoony?’ The range of art styles for cartoons fucks me up

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Just calculated what I have to pay to stay alive every month and the ridiculous 4 figure number isn’t including food 🤡

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Isn’t it weird how at some point during the evolution process, some deep sea creatures were just like it’s pretty dark down here, better get my body to make its own light so I can see

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@Twitch Sims 4 or minecraft without a doubt

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@whynotemilyblog Oh my GOD no not having that SORRY NOT TODAY GRIM

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@whynotemilyblog I vibe so hard with this

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‘A good host always throws up last’ - my bf, 5am

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@Jamesblondex You got it girl ♥️ it’s okay, I think the main things they wanna know is if you can pay the bills and showing evidence of that. It’s a lot less strict than german renting i think xxx

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@Jamesblondex I think you’ll be fine as long as you have your credit record and proof of previous paychecks, etc :) also im sorry to hear this ♥️

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I saw this tweet yday that said Boris Johnson being the UK prime minister again is like putting a shit back in your ass and I can’t stop thinking about it tbh

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It’s 10 years ago today that I joined Twitter and not a day has gone by where I’ve thought about deleting this app bc of the wild content and honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way