nancy 🪺

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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you touch a cat's ear, it feels like you are touching the petal of a rose. I think God may have made them from the same material. It is all very beautiful

[nancy 🪺 @spookcy]

having a rail system start at st. pierre and go straight to gander is wild

[Bilal Akhtar 🧊 @bilal_akh]

Time to bring back this gem

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[Erik Leijon @eleijon]

Use your spying skills to figure out why Fuze doesn’t taste like old Nestea even though it’s supposed to

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

When I’m not automatically good at something on the first try FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my Stupid Life

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I wish i lived in Canada
Every day i would drink Tim hortons and eat maple syrup and Montreal bagels. I would go to the grocery store and use loonies. I would get to meet Leonard Cohen, Tessa Virtue, and Nardwuar

[JustPocketMon @JustPocketMon]

Canadians be like I’m gonna drink canada dry ginger ale when sick.

[richard @richard_normal]

judging a book by its cover is a completely reasonable thing to do. you won’t catch me reading anything with some bullshit cover. cool covers only for me.

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

why are cut apples more yummy than normal ones

[xa☦︎v @xvamr]

#filmtwt

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[stephen 🇹🇹 @stephenattong]

canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement

[🚣‍♀️ @chillerguylife]

Getting married to the river. We’re already talking about having creeks some day. I want one brook and one stream

[s ꩜ 🇪🇬🇳🇴 @dustbnuy]

who tf is tom foolery