courtney 🌼

yellow love

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

:) but :(

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

i miss twitter

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

being at work today feels like a sick punishment

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

i can’t use threads for my crash outs it just doesn’t feel the same

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

30% off AM I A JOKE TO YOU

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

turned 31 a whole day ago and haven’t had my meltdown yet

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

r/relationships

my (28m) girlfriend (30f) has an alter ego she calls the Taint Tickler

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

this really should’ve done numbers in the acotar section of the internet and i’m mad it didn’t

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

omg feyre is that u

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

not to sound like the white millennial of the month but i literally NEED to be at a beach right now

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

do kids nowadays even know the club’s goin up on a tuesday?

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

where’d u go girl

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

omg i just got such a sudden rush of grief for my childhood build-a-bear, cuddles

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

4 days ago i wanted to quit my job and disintegrate into a million tiny particles of consciousness! today i ate mcdonald’s and posted on the internet 7 times! and i think that’s womanhood

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

levi’s ribcage straight ankle jeans will always be that bitch. if you ask my ass

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I miss doing my taxes in high school when I would be like yep I work at a store in the mall:) and then TurboTax would be like incredible here’s a $600 refund to spend on weed and corduroy pants from Goodwill

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

@clarkexravenx if this isn’t actually the case, we need u in the writers room to make it the case

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

i miss being a larrie

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

@lhhmygf wait also butterfly gun!!! it hurts so good

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

@lhhmygf these inconvenient fireworks and love is a rebellious bird are like CLASSICS if u ask me

[courtney 🌼 @spookhetti]

i wanted to call out today but i didn’t. u could say i’m god’s strongest soldier