Uriel

because the internet | avid poker player | +ev sports bettor | anime/manga junky

[tribeca enjoyer @TribecaTies]

blacked out at the bar but woke up with the big 3 still in my pockets

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

Saturdays for the foreseeable future

8 AM 💦🍆✊🏼
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1 AM 🤜🏻👱🏼‍♀️
2 AM 👮🏼‍♂️🚓

[Uriel @spookibu]

These roblox kids got me into brasilian phonk

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

California will keep fighting on behalf of all our people including in the courts.

If some of us can be snatched off the streets without a warrant, based only on suspicion or skin color, then none of us are safe.

Authoritarian regimes begin by targeting people who are least able to defend themselves. But they do not stop there. Trump and his loyalists thrive on division because it allows them to take more power and exert even more control.

[Lee Elms @JWIMYS]

Elon literally has me dying laughing. Trump said he was gonna take his government contracts away and Elon said “don’t you fuck kids?”

[Walter Thedious @WalterThedious]

Just got asked to drink on a Tuesday night and I said no #McQueenisfading

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Dog spread

[trenton @Pizzlies]

“Sir, they won the second Game”

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Caitlin Clark throwing SHADE at Angel Reese LMFAOOO

“It's just a good take foul. Either Angel gets wide open 2 points or we send them to the free throw line. Nothing malicious about it…EVERY BASKETBALL PLAYER LNOWS THAT”

😂😂😂

[Slightly Biased @BiasedSlightly]

salute to all the veterans out there

[van ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ @alpacathuglife]

almost cinco de mayo and no one’s asked me to be their mexican..oh I’m sick

[Overtime @overtime]

LeBron think he slick 🤣
(h/t bonbaguy23/TT)

[Uriel @spookibu]

No pasa nada

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions – rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking concrete steps to make sure all students at Harvard can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope other institutions follow suit.

[‏🇸🇴 ريفز @Ar15Mvp]

Yo peep the cameraman’s reaction😭😭

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Dallas Mavericks are projected to lose dozens of millions in revenue this year and over nine figures over the next several years after trading Luka Dončić 😳, per @espn_macmahon

“It's a decision, team sources told ESPN, that probably will cost the franchise nine figures over the next several years, as the Mavs are projected to lose dozens of millions in revenue this season due to dwindling crowds, plummeting merchandise sales and sponsors severing ties with the franchise in the wake of the trade. So many fans canceled season tickets in the days after the trade that the Mavs attempted to generate some goodwill by offering limited refunds.”

(Via https://t.co/lLPyzrxcID)