Eric

I’m not having any fun anymore.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

If you can’t dance and vibe to The Talking Heads, we can’t be friends. Sorry but I don’t make the rules.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

Demi Moore ate in #thesubstance movie. It was fucked up and fierce all in one. 💉🧪🦠🤮

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

adulthood is a trap. don’t go.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@LoriJulia @mytalk1071 Cheers! 🥂

[Eric @spookiestbug]

I had the honor of making eye contact and interacting with the one and only @ilazer tonight and I’m still trying to process this.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

When TikTok gives me one of those “Are you still scrolling instead of getting some sleep?” videos, I feel violated. You don’t give af about my mental health just give me more videos of raccoons.

[Flip Phone @flipphoneevents]

Congratulations @Julia_starr_ !
Photo by @Darin_K_

Send a Wedding Gift: Venmo @tony-eliason-1

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@LoriJulia Lori it was a gift to run into you at @samsmith tonight! I hope you and your friend enjoyed the show. 💕

[Eric @spookiestbug]

The world lost one silly goofy special man today.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

Got rear ended today as I was leaving work. Life really wants me to die but I’m still standing 💅🏻

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@LoriJulia I saw #BarbieTheMovie last night and I know you ladies are going to absolutely love this film knowing both of you. It is pumped full of feminism and female empowerment it’s absolutely incredible!

[Eric @spookiestbug]

PSA: GO SEE THE #Barbie movie! Greta absolutely turned this movie out it was beyond my expectations and I need to see it again asap. Highly recommend.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@nytimes I’m glad she’s dead.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@AriAster I need to see this at least twice more in order to actually ingest and dissect this. I sat in my chair as the credits rolled perplexed and out of body. It is a must see in theaters for sure. @A24 #BeauIsAfraid

[Eric @spookiestbug]

I just saw #BeauIsAfraid and woah, @AriAster. Woah. Still processing this.

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@RL_Stine Just so you know, your books meant a lot to me growing up. They were a means to escape reality and I love the Goosebumps books to this day for that reason. You’re a hero @RL_Stine

[Eric @spookiestbug]

As an adult there is nothing more satisfying than your boss giving you a snow day. #MinneSNOWta

[Eric @spookiestbug]

Imagine living in the suburbs. 😱

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@ParisHilton Nicole feeding dog food to that hillbilly, or when you asked the fortune teller what it means to be “fofeshinal.” 💕

[Eric @spookiestbug]

@Mayor_Frey_ 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻