spook

Just here to look around thanks. he/him

[spook @spookitheboy]

im back 🫡

[chris person @Papapishu]

SENATOR FROM GEORGIA: does TikTok use Bluetooth to give elderly southern men gay thoughts?
TIKTOK CEO: out app cannot do that
SENATOR: your app cannot cause the user to pine for heartbreaking, lithe twinks with hungry holes?
TIKTOK CEO: no.
SENATOR: I find that hard to believe.

[wint @dril]

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

You’ve hit bottom. You’ve tried Pilates. You joined a book club. You joined a hate group. You micro-dosed LSD. You took cold plunges. You read Truman Capotes IN COLD BLOOD. You cut out sugar. Isn’t it time you drove a Ford? Ford. It’s almost over.

[WH @hastifliche]

my grandma: oh you're so handsome and tall now but i remember when you were barely knee-height, with those big chubby cheeks 😊
me [drawing my sword]: You forget yourself, crone.

[spook @spookitheboy]

My brain is just “Angela Bassett did the thing” over and over and over. It’s been 2 days. I’m going to explode.

[spook @spookitheboy]

I had this one

[spook @spookitheboy]

when she says motherfucker I get chills

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the way she says motherfucker like a child who learns a new word and wants to use it in every sentence

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

https://t.co/vPyolIKQLO

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

Hey man my late wife really hated your anecdotes. She called them blurry facsimiles of human experience, cheap postcard reproductions of a life lived poorly. She often said the endings of your stories landed like dead pigeons falling from the sky. She said she wouldn't miss them.

[spook @spookitheboy]

@bbgrayb Mario lmao

[spook @spookitheboy]

show yourself

[spook @spookitheboy]

This is what listening to Ethel Cain feels like

[spook @spookitheboy]

@SimSalaHimbo lmao

[spook @spookitheboy]

imma still be here 🤞

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A map of the Earth after a sea level rise of 480m... just because

[spook @spookitheboy]

the doors are sick