Lucas Kelly

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken You gotta move man. And burn down that house. The order is your choice

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

"As a starting point, people are cunts" - @Keviarchicken 2019 #WiseCunt

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken Jesus is my copilot. Also my gardener

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 You should try this beer. Nice but a bit boozy

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @ChubbyRedNinja9 Who me? The person known for only 2 things? 1. Comically oversized penis 2. Being a raging alcoholic. Why would I ever buy zero alcohol beer and put it in your freezer. It doesn't add up. This has Jack written all over it.

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @ChubbyRedNinja9 Oh no. One of those teams is my team. I don't want to see more of that. I want to see less of that #FootyBall

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @ChubbyRedNinja9 Yeah what have we done? Also what are we talking about?

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken I would like to see more

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

Less than 2 hours before Pancake Bukkake begins and I have finally worked out what I'm going to order. Only took 1 week. #Pancaketuesday

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78 Guys guys! Get on the free pancake train

@ChubbyRedNinja9 You may as well just lay on the tracks

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 You presence is required next Tuesday to celebrate...pancakes and something about shroveness (I think it's a new challenge the kids are doing) with me @Keviarchicken & @BlarBlar78 at Le Maison of Buttermilk (@pancakeparlour) for Lunchables

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@Keviarchicken Yes...probably. Definitely maybe.

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

Serious question. What's the deal with crêpes on Pancake Tuesday? #ShroveTuesday #ShroveFeelsWeirdInMyMouth

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78 I did. Well played

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78

[Lucas Kelly @spooksan]

@ChubbyRedNinja9 @Keviarchicken @BlarBlar78 @pancakeparlour