Sid's Ancient Jock Strap

Mostly hockey 🐧. Some reality TV.

#LetsGoPens #YotesForever

[John @dogwatcher13]

@JSD8482 @SL0PWH0RE when drag queens are in drag they use she / her pronouns. It’s part of their character. Literally since ancient roman times male characters performing have used female pronouns. Shakespeare too. Most importantly, it doesn’t affect you at all. Kind people live longer .

[TV Tweets 📺 @TVTweets2026]

The homophobic guy just won HOH and will be targeting Jason (Salina EsTitties) for eviction.

Please let’s all vote Jason to get a power and help him fight against this.

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https://t.co/s6p6mYvmdn - #BB28

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@Salami2Papi @kennagq Did you even watch it? The players are being cordial. The FIFA president tries to get him to come back. Eventually a players ushers him to the side and the FIFA pres runs over to try to get him away. Spain literally edited him out of their pictures. You are coping.

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@mrtv_mmekwa @kennagq Yeah, Spain edited him out of everything 😂

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@ChanelV83988748 @MorganM55455326 @MAGAVoice @GuntherEagleman They edited him out of the photo after he wouldnt leave. Congratulate? Sure. Try to be included in everything? No.

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@MAGAVoice @GuntherEagleman They edited him out of the photo haha no one wanted him there!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I spent the last few months talking to people across the political spectrum, and to people who want nothing to do with politics at all. Here is what I learned.

We are not a divided country. We are a country being divided, on purpose, by an American oligarchy that profits from the fight. They’ve captured our government, denied our healthcare, looted our treasury, and saddled us with crippling debt.

I believe in a New New Deal. Healthcare as a human right. The right of every family to a decent home, and an end to endless wars.

And a dividend paid to every American from the AI economy, because these machines were built on the whole of human inheritance. That inheritance belongs to all of us, and not just to the handful of men playing God with our very existence.

And none of it happens if we just move on. Donald Trump, his family, and his administration are robbing us blind, not just of our money, but of our faith in one another, and they have to answer for it. Truth and reconciliation, not revenge. Then we break the system that let them do it.

The question is not whether we will lose our democracy. The question is whether we will fight to take back what has already been stolen.

I learned in recovery that you can’t heal what you won’t name. Neither can a country.

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@racecarsyay Thats so cute!! Do you sell them? I got a few Woobles sets to try to learn (they are great!) But nowhere near this level

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@joeyjayisgay "Talent show" tramp stamp lolol yess

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@A_doubleC_D This look is incredible. Such a beautiful Queen! ♡

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@ConspiraLucy I'm going to see this queen next Friday for the finale watch party! Go Joey! ♡

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@samstarqueen Aw I love you Sam Star! Rate a Queen sucks, especially for bottom 2. Come to Phoenix soon please! ♡

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@MaximSvrakov @theblanketdog @genosbest Hockey players crush mustard on the bench to help with cramping.

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@genosbest I just ordered some, cant wait to try it!

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@HockeyCheese365 @BleedOilBlue He went to LA to help grow hockey in the West. Sid has stated multiple times that he isnt leaving. He's already won everything. He wants to help the franchise grow for when he retires.

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@crosbyhistory87 It actually means a lot to have your name etched on the cup. It's not just about the win. It's about being a part of the legacy. The rings retire in the HOF and people can go see their great-great grandpa's name. It DOES mean something. It should be reserved for those deserving.

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@rachelwolfson That's so fucked up. Don't listen to them. As a woman who grew up watching Jackass from episode 1 with my dad (my parents were very young haha) and CKY, it was great seeing you in the fold. These dudes are just douchebags. They're not even dudes, they're crybaby bitchmen.

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@iriegw @__dragsneeze__ I have to admit, I didnt love her on RPDR. She kinda rubbed me the wrong way but I also understood that she was a human, obviously going through some shit and did not really get to show her best self because of her inner saboteur. I wish nothing but the best for her

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@A_doubleC_D You deserve a sweet mama like yours, I have one too. You are a true queen and I'm glad you have the support!

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@joeyjayisgay When you got a legit "man... fuck you" out of Ru, I died 😂😂