austen 🪑

gay guy with a great rack. formerly the non-equity regional theater meryl streep of california. currently matt johnson derangement syndrome.

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

if i got trapped in an elevator with Stephen Sondheim after a day of butchering his music and all he said to me was “the most important thing a performer has is confidence” i would go home and straight up kill myself

[🧸💬 @zeglian]

reading the west side story 2021 making of book is so frustrating at points because of how much it mentions ansel elgort was simply not good enough to play tony and they kept giving him chances to audition like GOD WAS TRYING TO PROTECT Y’ALL BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN 😭

[otter playing and smiling gifs @220fjord]

girlvannas in my outfits bc bored and I had a long day .

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

@honey_mccn i just sat straight up……. hello les amis de l’abc nation……..

[maddy @sneak4afriend]

i hope this makes sense

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

@nirvannaposting WOW……i hadn’t seen this one……the world is so beautiful

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

this video sends me into a sexual frenzy

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

been thinkin a lot today…

[saucefunk @saucefunk2]

pleased to meetcha here’s our burger feature

[carter :) @hvppydeathday]

telephone company uniform taking over matt like gay venom

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

@macthecheeze THATS OOMF!!!! so excited for you!!!

[fox @mattys_marbles]

♥️ girls girls girls ♥️
https://t.co/qUOOYydXew

[issy | am i nima 🍉 @eyeseechan]

the music bank plan #ntbts

[:) @crashingtfoutrn]

he’s trapped in a memory. he’s trapped and you all are laughing

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

my mom’s report from the MN state fair crop art competition

(fyi for those not lucky enough to be from minnesota, all of these artworks are mosaics of seeds and beans)

[kayden @codependentyaoi]

ms paint fantasy

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

@mattys_marbles i just blacked out

[lambie 🐑🎀 @lambiedolls]

American Girl crop art at the Minnesota State Fair! 💛

[kovka @SLSHPILE]

fuck my pathetic ass faggot life doesnt help im fat as fuck too #mattjay

[Supergott🌻 🇵🇸 @Silicon65]

Commission for @reincheisyuri 🦊🎹

[austen 🪑 @spookyausten]

@thealstars rockabilly toni is SO inspired…..catnip to girljay’s twee millennial ass