If female praying mantises eat the head off of male praying mantises after having sex, then if you see a male praying mantises, he’s a virgin or he’s gay.
And that’s just science, baby
Though I protect all life, unique and wonderful, as they are, the Infested is nothing to be respected. It must be exterminated immediately- and I’m quite happy to oblige
Friends, how many pets do you have? I currently have 5; 1 Condroc (Permian), a Kavat (peepee), and 3 Kubrows (fettuccine, smol boi, and Join Lotus Booty). Feeding time is a bit of a hassle, to say the least!
Wanted to disguise myself as one of the Infested, seeing as how I got a rather fitting ephemera recently. I believe it’s safe to say that it worked quite well!
My, has this week been chaotic! First, fun at the beach with our sworn enemies, and now we have Infested cultists after us? Guess this life is full of surprises, friends...
The Lotus- Natah, I mean...I’m not quite sure how to feel. Lately, I’ve been thinking of her; is she truly gone? Was she ever who she said she was? I suppose it’s quite difficult to accept such a concept...
"After a whole month. its finally done. The dragon nikana is done. a weapon truly worthy of the most noble of warriors. a weapon type to said to be lost in time. used during a lost era. all to myself for personal hobbies and profit."
I once saved a flock of Condrocs from a Grineer hunting party on the Plains- though most flew away, this one seemed to have taken a liking to me. Years later, little Permian has become one of my most trusted allies
It is my duty not only to protect, but to guide, as well. Interacting with the citizens of the system is always a treat- the stories you hear are truly worth it
It is my duty not only to protect, but to guide, as well. Interacting with the citizens of the system is always a treat- the stories you hear are truly worth it