TherealChris👌

Everything Software 💻

[Memnefer @Memnefer]

Safeera live your life. I have a wife now and I love her.

You’re bl^sting my phone with messages and I have things to do. I left you for a very good reason.

Follow the men that make you happy. What am I getting from you? is it peace? No. If we talk you will say s€x and I can get it from anyone I want.

—Alleged voice note of Ahmed Xm from 2023 just got l€aked

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

There were days I doubted this moment would come, but God stayed faithful. After two years of saving, I got my first car🥹❤️

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Omoh, things dey happen sha. You won’t believe this guy once had C300 and was living well before life happened to him. He narrated how he did yah00 back in 2019, did well for himself, settle down and then life happened…. 🚶‍♂️

[Nanya🌸💕 @Nany_aaa]

Random person: Hey come and buy me cigar

7 year old me: My mum and daddy will be angry

Today: “1g of Cana of na 12k”

Me:

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

As I hear say Davido na paying client, na once I stop to dress like wizkid.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

imagine building a system where over a million people pay you just $0.10 a day

that’s easy $100,000 daily

and the best part is, you can even make it feel like you are helping them not taking from them.

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

“All I want is your love”

Where you come dey carry my polo go?

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

This time next year, we will be millionaires. Dear son, affirm this.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

one of my guy change him sister phone from X to 16 plus, see as him babe dey vex because he no change her 11 pro.

apparently, he suppose change her own phone before his sister 🤣🤣

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

“I go de lowkey if 1.4 billion enter my account”
Oga Hilux wey go full your compound the next morning, na Abuja plate number all of them go carry 😭😂😂

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

Na money I come withdraw o, which one be pilot dey call me for back? I book flight?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A ceramic bowl that proves tradition can still outsmart modern “smart” design.

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Poor man- "he cheated "
Rich man- "they stole my man"

[Noorie @Nurapost]

If you're a first son, I pray you make it in life.

[ahmed @ahmedawan132]

I finished med school

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

people don’t realise but it actually takes a lot of discipline to do this every night

[Ijoba 𓃵 💵💰 @baddest_cash]

Use condoms guys! Your girlfriends are prostitutes.
😔🥺

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

one GLE. one mad Business. one clean apartment. one 10/10 girl. i go just dey wake dey pray.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

If she leaves me to marry a rich man that is ready to settle down… She made the best decision of her life.

But if I make money and decide to leave her because she is no longer my taste… I am wicked, wasted her time and ungrateful.