Lauren

Paul Mitchell alumni• if you like water you already like 72% of me 👉🏻👉🏻 •

[Ben Burgis @BenBurgis]

Hard to avoid the sense that some NY Post editor is demanding new hits on Zohran like J. Jonah Jameson demanding pictures of Spider-Man, and the staff just...isn't feeling it.

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@bigbackbandon I was hoping someone else would say this, I'm so upset that they just dumped them all down like that

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

I was just saying this to someone !

[Chloe @chloeontheair]

Great quote from my therapist this week:
You don’t have to prove you’re a good person to people who’ve already decided you’re not. Take comfort in knowing the truth.

[zay dante @zaydante]

Eddy Burback just did an experiment on how far ChatGPT would go to appease the user and it told him cut off his family, go to the desert, eat baby food, and pray to a rock. AI isn’t your friend, you’re its guinea pig

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair I need her to do Marcus at some point

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@JClements919 Maybe if he hadn't been an abusive person they wouldn't feel the need to find each other and warn the next girl, also this is what made him almost commit ? One tweet ? Girl be so for real

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

No I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair I was crunching on tums when in beauty school, partly from stress partly from being in a low-key allergic reaction all the time

[Jonathan Hines @likethecakemix]

right wingers were posting for several months straight about how daniel penny is their hero for murdering a guy, about how kyle rittenhouse is a hero for killing two protesters, ad infinitum. their "high ground" is "we should be able to kill you. you shouldn't be able to kill us"

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair Excuse me ???

[Dissproportionately @dissproportion]

Hey, let’s solve two problems at once. We should start a camp in the desert for juvenile delinquents and make them dig holes every single day in the hot sun to build character. They’ll become upstanding citizens and we’ll help save the planet!

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@emiilyminor 😳

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@IvyKungu With one on the way ! 😳

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair 😳

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair The wiggles are in my top 3 on Spotify

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@emiilyminor I love these ! They remind me a little of the 70s Renaissance revival style

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair I would have thought it was the living tombstone song

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair Are you sure it wasn't the living tombstone one ?

[Lauren @spookylilhoe]

@chloeontheair You spent less than 2 yrs in the 90s lol