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My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

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I'm gonna take a short break from social media in order to focus on my kite.

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In Horizon: Forbidden West, Aloy can climb up the side of a mountain but she can't hop a chainlink fence.

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@PoweredByKratos @WWE You mean that group of jacked dudes standing conveniently together behind the announce table might not be paying fans?

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@90sWWE I like to think about it like this: Stone Cold Steve Austin was 33 years old when he beat HBK at WrestleMania 14. I'm 36 and I've done NOTHING with my life.

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@Excited_box

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@AnaBGirl4 @BuckyIsotope That's clearly five words, Ana.

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Pensez-vous que l'été sera meilleur?

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She was a cherry flavoured girl and her name was Tangerine. She squirrelled away my heart as she fixed my ruptured spleen.

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What's it gonna be? Eggel?

Looks like an eggel.

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The Titanic sank 111 years ago today. That's how old Bilbo Baggins was at the start of The Lord Of The Rings. Coincidence?

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@90sWWE "That doesn't work for me, brother."

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@GBNewsdotcom It just seems a little pricey for a unique fixer-upper opportunity, that's all.

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@90sWWE Why, Sorbo, you sonofabitch!

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Indiana Jones and the Tired Old Bones of Indiana Jones

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There is no finer sight to behold for a beholder than that of Bob Hoskins' hairy left shoulder.

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Every famous moment from every famous movie was improvised. Dustin Hoffman yelling "I'm walking here!" in Midnight Cowboy? Improvised. Luke blowing up the Death Star in Star Wars? Improvised. The big reveal that Bruce Willis is a ghost at the end of The Sixth Sense? Improvised.

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I wasn't sure how long the lights would be off, so I just started strutting.

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I miss the good old days when all the accounts with the blue checkmarks would tweet about Jack Dorsey all day.

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@bluebar19 @RevRichardColes Thing is, my parents (and definitely yours) didn't have twitter - so they didn't have to read this sort of piffle.