Mel :(:

everything on this page is satire and none of it has any meaning 🫡 she/her

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

Here it is |-/ thank you @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun #TourDeColombus #artopia

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

love island going from picture you to aperture i love who ever is in charge of the music

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

kayda please stand up lol

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

josh dun i’ll always love you happy anniversary

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

Here it is |-/ thank you @twentyonepilots @tylerrjoseph @joshuadun #TourDeColombus #artopia

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

@heavybanditos they played it at innings!

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

got told from delta last summer to turn my billie eilish "you need a seat i'll volunteer" shirt inside out or they would refuse to let me on the plane mind you they escorted me out my seat and off the plane to tell me that

[skye lorekeeper @skyesmithdotjpg]

my flight attendant just made sure to let me know that my “lesbian as shit” shirt was “deeply offensive.” and when i laughed nervously she went “seriously.” 🤩 happy
pride from @united i guess

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

those two days out the week that love island don’t air be feeling long as fuck

[Modestep @Modestep]

oliver tree was a one a million, we lost a real one

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

this is actually crazy

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

bro leave me alone i don't have feelings i never will have feelings why can't i just have a friend

[maff. 💫 @MathewNoKnowles]

my life has never been the same

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

i ask you not to say anything and there you go like is it genuinely so hard to keep your mouth shut

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

it gets to a point where you begin to question why someone drinks every single day

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

"he's not my president i just voted for him" so that makes him YOUR president

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

The way Queen Latifah always shows love to Megan Thee Stallion 😭❤️

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

could post that same exact photo but i'm the bigger man

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

just fell what now

[Mel :(: @spookymels_]

how you react to
what i say is not my issue