Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️

Ecologist, MS specializing in water quality, toxicology, & sharks🦈 | Tombstone Tourist💀 | Cat Servant x4🐈‍⬛ | Egg Connoisseur🍳

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

•Top speed ~2.6km/h
•Toxic flesh (urea & TMAO)
•Effectively blind from parasitic copepods
•Subarctic dweller

Welcome to my favorite shark 🦈 https://t.co/ZqgCUlYBfF

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

When ya vibin' to the street performer and then they pull "Pumped Up Kicks" from their repertoire 💀
#dosomething #nashville

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Aquarium scientists have documented in a peer-reviewed study that the communities that contribute least to the climate crisis worldwide bear a disproportionate share of the impacts: https://t.co/BAyK6vA3TE

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Heard this story about how the bodies of people who die of thirst in the desert are often found carrying full bottles of water because they’re afraid that if they drink it they won’t have enough left to make it out of the desert

[Maram Salaheldin @just_maram]

TWO spaces after a period? In this economy?!

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

@hanngef We do "rich cat checks" before leaving the house to make sure one of them didn't follow us into a closet or the garage.

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

You can pry my coasters from my cold, dead hands.

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

I told my husband I was sorry for dripping microwave drool on his shoe.

Condensation. The word I was searching for was condensation.

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

You know what's better than rise and grind? Cats and coffee. I will not be taking questions.

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

My pinned tweet is no longer completely accurate (not just Arctic-dwelling), and I'm okay with that. Still my favorite shark 🦈 #greenlandshark #sharkscience
https://t.co/3ICPPMJxFN

[trash jones @jzux]

i do a little something called intermittent feasting. it’s where i eat a huge breakfast and then a massive lunch and then a big ass dinner. then i go to sleep

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

The top two reasons have haunted my career for several years.

[Julia Stiglitz @juliastiglitz]

Lack of career advancement and development is now the top reason why people leave their job according to a new McKinsey study.

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

Years of covering #SharkWeek has lead to a whole new level of exasperation. Next year will be full of #SharkFest.

[Jim Wharton, PhD (he/him) @jimwharton]

Sadly low expectations for #SharkWeek with nonsense from Jackass and Impractical Jokers, a dozen white shark shows, etc. Already seeing more diverse programming over on #SharkFest thanks to @MISS_Elasmo.

[shalewa sharpe @silkyjumbo]

i’m out here losing rights while on a target run.

[Tamara @TamIWas]

Sour Skittles are the best variation of the original including the original.

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

@elana_gloger Yep! You can still publish under your maiden name. :)

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

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[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

Me during the Kia electric car/robo dog commercial:

[Nicole Ash 🏴‍☠️ @spookyscarysci]

Thank you, Universe, for that halftime show we received. 🙌✨️ #PepsiHalftimeShow