your least favorite friend🍓

27 | she/they | unfortunately not a meme account

[The Demo Team @TheDemoTeam]

Raise Hell, Praise Dale, Pierce The Veil

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

(Had pink hair at the time) man walks up to my checkout, "I'm happy I'm not married to a girl that dyes her hair like that I'd sh00t her"
I responded 'I'm happy I'm not married to you! 😊' he started mumbling some backpedaling remarks at that point

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

FOLKS WITH EXPERIENCE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY:

I wanna hear your personal horror stories with customers.

The worst, the scariest, the moments that still haunt you at random times of the day, I want it all.

Some folks think we’re exaggerating. Let’s show em how bad it can get.

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Nobody loves to be "that guy" more than someone who starts a sentence with "I hate to be that guy"

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

@ethannestor Christmas potato, just a raw potato sitting somewhere next to the Christmas decorations. Basically my bf's mom set down a potato on a shelf forgot about it and it was still there Christmas morning and now I'm making it a tradition.

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

drop a picture of you that could be an album cover

I got bored while putting away Halloween decorations...

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

@Williesillie2 Hell House llc

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

@treesdallas I would see @destroyrebuildt again

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

Bowling for Soup was right, highschool never ends

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

I really wish I could do this again, 31 new (to me) horror movies for the month of October. Unfortunately I just don't have time, maybe I could do 13 this year instead?

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

I'm a strong believer that horror movies are not default Halloween movies...but for the month of October corbin& I are trying to watch new horror movies every day. They don't have to be good, just movies we've never seen.

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

Remember when I made aesthetic phone wallpapers/lock screens and posted them every month? Should I start doing that again?

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

Eddie Munson would think Lips of an Angel is a romantic love song

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

Fuck you to who ever just got into my account

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

@CaseyCrescenzo Gloria! It's my favorite song ❤️

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

Not to quote Limp Bizkit but yeah, everything is fucked everybody sucks

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

@Williesillie2 Only the threat of friendship, Willie

[kurt travis @kurttravis]

Time is our constant feud with comfort, love, and feeling loneliness

[your least favorite friend🍓 @spookyxham]

How do people casually listen to Fleetwood Mac? I hear the first note of a song and I'm ready to pack all my stuff and drive off into the mountains

[lionsgate @Lionsgate]

pedro pascal

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Giving up blood for lent

[ethan @ethannestor]

did you know that trans rights are human rights and that if you disagree with that you’re a piece of shit?