Stuff Sarah Says

A big sister making sure the world knows how hilarious she is - @michelle_dapice (Be the ice cream and the spoon of your own life #copyrightsarahdapice2014)

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Halfway is pretty almost.

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Me, on my 22nd birthday: “If you’re Greek, where are you from?”
Michelle & Jessica: “Greece”
Me: “Crap!”

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Arbutus...sounds like where the gods would meet

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Me: “Radio waves come out of microwaves”
Michelle: “Or...micro...waves?”
Me: “OHHHHHH!”

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Things are always different because they're not the same! #completelysober

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Me: Do you remember that show “hot dog”?
Michelle: You mean “Cat Dog”?
Me: I was close.

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I have one mouth, I only need one straw!

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Sorcerers...no that's not the word - serial killers!

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Me: There was a labyrinth with like a maze inside of it
Dom: So like a labyrinth?

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Did anyone hear me? Good, cuz I didn't make any sense

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Me: It's a squid!
Dom: It's an octopus...
Me: What'd I say?

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What country is Italy in?
...that is not what I meant to ask

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You know how you can't hear yourself from another room cuz then you'd be in that room?

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Michelle: Put the clover in your hair!
Me: I would if it was a flower. This is a plant
Michelle: Flowers are plants...
Me: ...oh crap

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Jessica: She's a cock!
Me: Yeah, she is a rooster

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I'm weird, I'm old, I'm young - what are ya gonna do?

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I'm a PUNKER.

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Michelle: what are you smoking?
Me: Doritos

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ME THREE!
I think I said the wrong number...

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Turtle!
...nah wait that's a snail