alex spooner

I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I won't forget!

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

WILD

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Now, I know what you're all thinking, but who hasn't accidentally done a Sieg Heil on their first day in government?

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

It quite clearly hits his forearm and changes the direction of the ball, so yes

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

It was the handball that cost Arsenal all three points...

But should it have been given?

#MOTD #BBCFootball #ARSAVL

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Who fucking cares.

[LBC @LBC]

'How's that on a scale of medieval misogyny?'

Private Eye editor Ian Hislop tells ＠AndrewMarr9 that Elon Musk is 'riddled with contradictions'.

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@PaddyNolan91 It's wild that there's zero consideration given to the fact that schar has his studs in Duran forcing Duran into an awkward position.

VAR and PGMOL consistently showing us how unfit for purpose they are.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

During the pandemic, friends of Tory MPs and donors to the party created "businesses". They had assets of £0 and had been in existence for a matter of weeks before being given millions of taxpayer £ in scam contracts for PPE that they never provided. Nobody was ever prosecuted

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@EmilyTaylorTips Show us the bet then

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@KingsyAVFC @chrisheck76 I reckon thousands are a stretch

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@lukerobinson89 It's been an absolute shambles, so frustrating to watch. We're too slow, consistently too slow in everything we do. Chelsea showing what fast paced football can do

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@lukerobinson89 Update: he's been wank

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@PaddyNolan91 It's actually diabolical in the league at the moment

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@EmilyTaylorTips Do you ever actually give anyone any money or just say you do for likes?

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

Never a foul

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

A very controversial finish at Villa Park 😲

Morgan Rogers' late goal is ruled out for a foul on Juventus goalkeeper Michele Di Gregorio and the match ends 0-0 ❌

📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"[Jeremy Clarkson] has a slightly vested interest in this."

"Very few farmers are affected by inheritance tax."

Jeremy Clarkson is not the saviour of farming communities he's made out to be, Ian Hislop says.

@PrivateEyeNews

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tony Bellew hijacks Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson press conference and reveals Jake’s next opponent…

#PaulTyson | 18+ GambleAware | @TonyBellew

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@mattlyynch He's looked most likely to create something for us

[alex spooner @spoonaah]

@johntownley11 Definitely going to lose now

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Headline writers not messing about

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.