RTs are appreciated!
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pharmacist: how can I help you?
guy: my wife is divorcing me.
pharmacist: oh…I’m so sorry
guy: I’m moving and they won’t let me transfer my prescriptions.
pharmacist: really? that’s crazy.
guy: you know what’s crazy? spending 20 years with someone and then throwing it away.
Disney: we gotta keep Mickey Mouse safe and sterile! he's gotta be appealing to small children!
Paul Rudish: i am going to make Mickey Mouse an actual fucking gremlin do you hear me he is a feral rat now
Disney: brilliant
nui conception (ordering), nui pregnancy (delivery wait time), nui labor (opening the package containing the nui), and finally...the gift of life, the nui birth (actual nui) from taking away the nui placenta (bubble wrap covering the nui)