Spoons

jeffin in her bezos and it feels amazon

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher, was renowned for mocking people. He once sat next to an archer who repeatedly missed the target, claiming it was the safest place to sit. On another occasion, he advised the son of a prostitute, "Careful son, don't hit your father," when the boy threw rocks at a crowd.

When asked for spare change, Diogenes replied, "If I could have persuaded you, I would have persuaded you to hang yourself." He also disliked Socrates and Plato, disrupting their lectures by eating loudly.

Alexander the Great asked Diogenes why he was sifting through garbage, to which he responded, "I am looking for the bones of your father, but I cannot distinguish them from the bones of his slaves."

Diogenes preferred the company of dogs and embraced the label "Diogenes the dog." He stated, "I nuzzle the kind, I bark at the greedy, and I bite the scoundrels," despising human superficiality and hypocrisy.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Shannon absolutely did her girl a solid

[AverageHarry 🥭 @harrynotaverage]

today is officially 2 years since i signed up for the gym :)

[Hamzel 💭 @Hamzel_]

// period / sex talk

Do any of you also get scared your pregnant when you period is late EVEN THOUGH you've never had sex? I fr be thinking I'm the next virgin Mary.

[Spoons @spoons_am]

@EverythingOOC @HappyBlyde

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

The new Barbie movie is fire 🔥

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

#NewProfilePic

[Spoons @spoons_am]

@dieworkwear @HappyBlyde

[🎧 @headphoneemoji]

choose ur fighter Colleen ballinger ukulele apology vs Sienna mae interpretive dance apology

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

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💦💦 issing out that cancer!

[nine inch niles @tresdessert]

Retweet this to scare an American

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

HOW MANY TIMES HE GOTTA SHOW YALL NIGGAS HES THE BEST SPIDER-MAN ITS TIME YALL ACCEPT IT

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

My fingers are so tired from the alt text I’m going to take a nap.

[donnie 😈 @poyopoppin]

its pride month so here are some ground rules
-leave the lesbians alone
-no ace discourse forever im tired of hearing about it
-let trans ppl be weird and confusing. offputting even
-terfs blow up
-white people keep ur mouth shut when needed
-the

[AverageHarry 🥭 @harrynotaverage]

i want to remind everybody there would be no pride without trans people and if any of my followers disagree now is your chance to unfollow

i will always stand in solidarity with my trans brothers and sisters 🏳️‍⚧️

[AverageHarry 🥭 @harrynotaverage]

guys i’m really drunk and gonna have a panic attack is this real

[Vikkstar ★ @Vikkstar123]

A very random crossover…

[Spoons @spoons_am]

@HappyBlyde Still got bigger muscles than you tho