ash

woke up

[ash @spoonsivan]

. https://t.co/i8gxrAVmns

[El Pollo Loco @ElPolloLoco]

@spoonsivan right back at ya!

[Michael @yosoymichael]

This was mesmerizing to watch.

[Mary @heysmare]

my coworker is doing things with AI that I never conceived of

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

I was NOT prepared for the husband costume reveal 😭

[Starlight 💫 (youtube.com/@x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

we need a name for this kind of mental disorder

[Jake @RealRockatansky]

I cant believe I lived long enough to hear this story from ICE himself. This rumor had been going around since we were kids.

[blxckpantheress @meaganbaad]

LMAOOOO I want him in a maximum security prison TOMORROW

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

They don’t make white boys like this anymore.

All they do now is be racist on stream.

[faded (EMB OUT ON 20TH NOVEMBER👾📁) @keshimi__]

“You can’t be in a relationship if u both think ur Kanye”

[movie tweets @lauren_w67]

Mr Wormwood not being able to understand hypotheticals (end of the video) is a good nod to his lack of intelligence

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

He is my favourite character in the expanded clavicular universe

[niggasaurus rex 🦖 @YoshIsLanguid]

I’ve been saying this for years FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[Garaa @garaa_arc]

Fred Armisen breaks down the fascinating evolution of conversational accents and speech patterns decade by decade on The Tonight Show.

"I've been working on some impressions of accents through the decades"

1900s: "the manufacturer and the farmer, people thought it was very British, but it's actually very Dutch and German"

1920s: "They start getting very aware of the microphone"

1950s: "It starts to flatten out a little bit. I'd like to on a Friday night, I'd like to read a book on a Friday night"

1960s: "Diverges a little bit where there's an official sort of news hour... and then the sort of people in interviews looked like they were in shock"

1970s: "There's a whisper to it. There's a sort of confusion as to what's going on, there's a whisper"

1990s: "Very kind of laid back, wow, the nineties laid back, yeah, very sarcastic and ironic, wow"

2000s: "You start to hear the vocal fry... guys are in a meeting and they can sort of hear that throughout when they're talking on a conference call"

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

WE WERE ALL *BORN* GAY I KNEW IT OH GET UPPP😭😭😭

[#AlonsoIsMyManager @cfc_gielho]

That first 20 seconds is the most I've laughed all month bro

[ADD 2 IT @huudrich]

I’m so glad someone saved this cus she deleted it SO QUICK

[Cassie @pepsidogonline]

THIS IS FUCKING ME UP

[Liam “You’re Fucked” Doyle @liamdoylelover]

Ts killing me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[woop @woop54]

This is so incredible

[David Pfau @pfau]

Generative AI was supposed to be hallucinatory liminal shit like this, not slop menus at the local bodega.

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades