Spoon

Connoisseur of pig's ears & bully sticks. Lover of cuddles.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

My mentions are BLOWIN' UP! I must have done something extraordinary tonight. Baruuuuuuu!

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Uh oh, looks like @tberman got ahold of my account. Wangin' is the new poopin'?

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Check out my wang bitches!!!

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Legend-waitforit-DARY! “@tberman: These dog farts are going to kill me. They are the worst.”

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

@LucilleThree I have a slight limp too - embrace your inner gangsta!

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

My stomach kinda hurts.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

I love pizza.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

What the...whose cat is that?!? “@ceedub: Squinty @spoonthedog is squinty. http://t.co/LkZ7ef2Q”

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I am also drooling like a maniac. So embarrassing.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

So bored. Just snatched two flies clean out of the air to entertain myself. #movingday

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Today's my 3rd birthday, peeps! And I'm gonna do what I do everyday: sleep, eat, and sleep some more.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

@Case At least I'm consistent! *baruuuuuuuuuu*

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Lately I am fond of sitting on the back cushions of the couch, like a cat. #meow

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

Poopin'

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Got a thermometer stuck in my bum, so I pooped on the floor at the vet. That'll show them what I think about their "medicine". Barrruuuuuuu!

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

arf! i hear there's a new puppy in town, miss hazelnut. i sure hope @aprilini & @ceedub bring her over to play. i have lots of pigs ears!

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

i may have a bum leg, but the vet gave me lots of good drugs. hmmm, i wonder how long they take to kick...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

it's my birthday and all i got was a dumb photoshopped photo of myself posted on the internets. harumph.

[Spoon @spoonthedog]

i love saturdays because i get to lay around all day & watch bravo reality tv marathons. oh no, what?! i'm going to the VET today?!? balls.

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so there's some band named spoon & they be messin' up my SEO! streaming a new album or something. blah blah woof: http://bit.ly/4xObxZ