Danny Pagett

food and chalkboards insta: @danquo

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To whichever evil wizard cast “Swarm of Drunk Teenagers” on the subway today: fuck you

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@MARVELSNAP seriously. You deleted my account for no reason. I had spent money in that account

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Hey @MARVELSNAP I got signed out of my account and lost all of my progress. How do I get that back?

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When you correct something you wrote in pen by just writing the correct thing darker overtop, it has the same energy as someone’s eyeliner running because they’ve been crying. I don’t make the rules

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Do you think Tik Tokkers have the same feeling, when they find a new viral song, as movie trailer editors had when they found The Heavy’s “How you Like Me Now”?

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1 minute left. Behind by 3. Joe Burrow:

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Also, if you’ve ever wondered what the male version of a bridezilla is, it’s a dude at a bar on Super Bowl Sunday

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Imagine if the halftime show was all @Rakuten covers

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Z’s are just evil S’s

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@FreakazoidReal Drivers should probably get fucking vaccinated then

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@TTChelps heads up. More buses are needed on Pape. Always a half hour apart and always packed.

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@TTChelps Thank you!

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@TTChelps Was waiting for the bus going north at gerrard and pape. Took an Uber after the estimated time stayed at 3 minutes for about 5 minutes and then jumped up to 6

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Remember, remember, the 21st night of September

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Yes, I still drink Kool Aid. And yes, Sharkleberry Fin is the best flavour

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Every episode of Ted Lasso:

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Petition to change Dundas West station to Donda West Station

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Also hey, get vaccinated. If you know me and disagree, speak up. I’d like to talk to you

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Saw a thing that was like “When I see people in an open relationship I can’t help but wonder who wanted it and who cries about it” and I can’t help but ask the same thing about marriage and children.

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Being a server is just wandering around muttering “ok” to yourself until you die.