Asher

just know if tweeted it, I was probably high

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I just realized “dying of laughter” means laughing so hard you can’t breath

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I can’t imagine a world in which I didn’t know who Jennifer Aniston is

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I love that we are seeing more regularly examples of healthy relationships on television. Heart stopper and Ted Lasso aren’t doing toxic relationships just for the drama

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“Gay finds a way” in the tone of “Life finds a way”

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I want a drag king with a medieval vibe named Winter because winter is coming

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Gen Z needs healthy dose of embarrassment 😂

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Also wow if anyone wanted to know what 2007 was like just watch High School Musical 2

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I understand Melanie so much better after watching High School Musical 2

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Will you sign my petition to make Brett Goldstein the next Batman? Thanks

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Is it mandatory for drag show posters to always be hideous 🤔 how am I supposed to read this without having an aneurism

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Don’t watch the movie Burlesque unless you want to be a lesbian

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Someone explain to me why I can never remember what Christina Aguilera looks like. I’ve seen her face millions of times but I couldn’t pick her out of a line up

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I want to build a whole theater like the one is Burlesque and make Melanie star in every act

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@JoeySantore These guys sound like CHICAGO

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Mel and I got high and ate over 2 pounds of watermelon in one sitting. And people think weed is bad for you 🙄😂

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Are you ever trying to fall asleep but can’t figure out what to do with your hands?

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I was 31 years old when I realized corn dogs were called corn dogs because they are covered in corn bread

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Nothing is more Midwest then going to a doctors offices that used to be a house.

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They tell us our bodies are temporary. Our souls will live on but our bodies will perish. Then they tell us our bodies decide who my soul can love. Who’s confused?

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If it weren’t for my girlfriends tits I’d never know how cold it was