sporf

just accidentally drank another beer probably

[sporf @sporf_]

@Eagles GET MCKEE OFF THE FUCKING FIELD OH MY GOD

[sporf @sporf_]

i ain't ever seen an attractive eagles hater bro they're always some bunk ass 50 y/o w a profile picture taken in a dim lit unfinished basement

[sporf @sporf_]

melody mogging my coworker who's loosely and incorrectly humming along to the song playing over the intercom by perfectly mouthing the words while lighting nodding my head to the beat

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Fire Patullo again just to make sure

[sporf @sporf_]

IM TOUCHING IT #lebrontothesixers

[sporf @sporf_]

if lebron goes to the sixers im pitching a tent and touching it #imnotlying

[sporf @sporf_]

the world? oh you mean my oyster! yeahh yeah, it is

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Idk who Lindsey Graham is does she do porn

[sporf @sporf_]

people dropping 3k on mcgregor just to see him sprain his balls

[sporf @sporf_]

if lebron goes to the sixers im pitching a tent and touching it #imnotlying

[sporf @sporf_]

if team rocket was pulling that shit with me and my friends id blow their fuckinh heads off

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

new tiktok trend chop your legs off with a hatchet

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

What if artificial intelligence was gay?

Would you still be against it?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JayTC53 And Go Birds

[ant @persistantz]

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another
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[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?