Düncan Purvis

“As for the end of the universe…I say let it come as it will, in ice, fire, or darkness. What did the universe ever do for me that I should mind its welfare?

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

On hiatus.

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@erik_thorvalds lol, you’re a knob.

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

2026 will be a banger year

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

Why do we have to listen to the #fLames broadcast?!

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@_silentnoise @charlesadler Disappointing, @charlesadler

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@_silentnoise @Ragebater28 No

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@_silentnoise @NassirTheGent Yes, really

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

It’s a good thing Weegar understands how comfortably the flames are in a playoff spot and they don’t really need any extra points.

[CLANKO MEDIA @ClankoMedia]

If any youth hockey organization is struggling to find coaches next season, we suggest looking directly into the stands.

Wall-to-wall elite bench bosses up there.

Every answer to every problem

An untapped market of coaches, all wearing hoodies and holding Dunkin’.

[bcurlock @bcurlock]

Honestly starting to get intrigued by Spencer Stastny’s upside with the Oilers.

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

6 seconds left… jfc, play some D

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@OILfanincowtown @qauckenbush17 @EdmontonJack @LouDeBrusk @GenePrincipe @Sportsnet Maybe Pickard plays both?

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

I can see Pickard getting all three games before Christmas.

[Edmonton Oilers (Parody) Interviews @EdmOilersThots]

"Jarry gets hurt, the Ebug walks in, says he’s from like San Antonio and hasn’t played since beer league in 2018. He looked scared as shit, but I told him ‘hey kid, don’t worry, Poppa Picks got this.’ Got the W and now I’m taking him out for some clam chowder.” - Calvin Pickard

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

What kind of warranty did that Jarry model have on it? 😬 #Oilers

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

What was #92 doing there?

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

Kulak is a plant

[Kathy Kells @xkeya]

‘What I Bring to the Table Is the Ability to Win’ | The Tyee https://t.co/UAGxSorZVo

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@GenevaTradeLaw Did anyone get a photo of Mark dancing with Pierre?!

[Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap]

@22TMarshall Oh wow, I didn’t realize he was playing for the Broncos.. cool! I think I saw a post somewhere recently as well that Ewan Gillis made his debut with the Saskatoon Blades. NSH power! lol