Karmen

I write for a living but don't ask me to spell anything out loud.

[Karmen @spotfishy]

I accidentally made the worst people of the Internet mad at me and they're trying to do a Discourse at me but I'd like to reiterate my point below:

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I refuse to be anything but stupid on here.

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.@Vitality_SA @CheckersSA I got one! Feels like a golden ticket 😍 #LittleShopMillionMiles @Sixty60_Tweets

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I mean, I think it's pretty funny. One single google lens search on the literal first item: @ValleyCruise you seen this? Special shout out to @superbalist for adding the hilarious "Conscious" tag on there.

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@memeburn If you ever wanted to do a 2024 follow up on this article, they're at it again: https://t.co/houRJtX5zH

Noticed by beachcult, but looking at the Sixth Floor and Superbalist in house brand, one small reverse image search shows a LOT of copies. https://t.co/tPWQL4tRkx

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@ByeBlackbirdy If you're around Cape Town, try Damarakloof. We got married there and it was WAY less than any of the other places we looked at, included catering, staff and decor.

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Come work with me at @sanlamindie, it's so lekker.

https://t.co/n8VEl6BjdX

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@NollyNM Absolutely. Cats are so easy to take care of, don't listen to the cons!

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@NollyNM Get a cat, but don't think about it too much or you'll talk yourself out of it. Just do big impulse brain and get yourself a lil guy that will hang out with you all the time. It's always worth it my gremlins are idiots but so good.

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@Monapants The rats one is also v. gross and claustrophobic. Not my favourite. Obsessed with the beauty goo one!! And the paintings. 😍😍😍

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@Monapants OMG so good. So gross and weird and very good. Autopsy was definitely the grossest though.

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@cassroxburgh I didn't even know it existed!! I'll check it out.

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@cassroxburgh Title alone had me, plot sounds even better 😍 Also do you have Goodreads (the only good social platform) where I can creep on your books?

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@cassroxburgh I've just finished reading David Mogo, Godhunter and its some great African fantasy. Would love to know how these are!

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@philly_girl @casseytoi @Tamara0h Ooh definitely! https://t.co/e4wXEESRhd is a great source of PDF patterns to see what's out there, and many of the Indie pattern people have sewalongs and tutorials. Seamwork also has loads of lessons, and the Love to Sew podcast is v helpful too.

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@muzzeltof Nothin' accidental about it he needed to wake up.

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@muzzeltof

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

can somebody break down my door and stop me from ordering a custom embroidered “sexy baby” jean jacket

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@malum_datum Following because our bathroom light has been out for a year now and it's this one and I have no idea what to do but don't want to pay a call out fee to change a fecking light.