this is really apropos of nothing but, in 2024, I think @lildickytweets had a real opportunity to rhyme “impeccable” with “slim pecker boul” just sayin
nobody:
absolutely not one single living soul:
me: You think I could secure an investment from Bol Bol to open “Bowl, Bowl, Bowl! by Bol Bol” - a 30-lane marijuana lounge with an açaí bar?
the first week of May is now annually insufferable with all of the forced “Gonna be May”/May the 4th/Cinco content every. fucking. year.
and I *genuinely like* JT/Star Wars/Mexican stuff, but - holy shit - everyone everywhere is so. damn. annoying. and basic.
I need breakfast.