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brkfst & coffee maxi 🥪 ☕️ - Chelsea FC ⭐️⭐️ Mets #LFGM

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I LOVE CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB.

That’s the Tweet.

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Wordle 1,000 🎉 3/6

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this is really apropos of nothing but, in 2024, I think @lildickytweets had a real opportunity to rhyme “impeccable” with “slim pecker boul” just sayin

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Well, if 50-year-old Green Day playing 30-year-old Basket Case to a crowd of 35 year old idiots in LA doesn’t scream Happy 2024, idk wtf does.

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I need Usher to re-record all of R. Kelly’s best tracks so I can listen to them non-problematically (Raymond’s Versions)

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nobody:

absolutely not one single living soul:

me: You think I could secure an investment from Bol Bol to open “Bowl, Bowl, Bowl! by Bol Bol” - a 30-lane marijuana lounge with an açaí bar?

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I advise NONE of you to turn 38.

This shit (life) has been SOME MOTHER FUCKER ever since.

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Wordle 801 2/6

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@elonmusk bro it’s so annoying that you fucked up the app that was good for football news.

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this app sucks now/this platform
Is dead, but this is a certified 🔥 10/10 “tweet” or whatever amirite @theavettbros @RobRiggle @DemetriMartin @joshwolfcomedy @WillieNelson

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Came to this show in Philly tonight FULLY not realizing that the Avett Brothers was just Rob Riggle, Josh Wolf and Demetri Martin. Wild shit.

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@sgcfc23

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schwing!

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It’s fucking wild how Crocs are just DEFAULT FOOTWEAR for like 12 & under now.

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KEN GRIFFEY. PETE ROSE. JOE MORGAN. BIG RED MACHINE. NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYTHING BUT A RED, STFG. LFGR.

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Wordle 731 2/6

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Liz is BACK!!

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the first week of May is now annually insufferable with all of the forced “Gonna be May”/May the 4th/Cinco content every. fucking. year.

and I *genuinely like* JT/Star Wars/Mexican stuff, but - holy shit - everyone everywhere is so. damn. annoying. and basic.

I need breakfast.

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Smash Mouth:90s Rock::Guy Fieri:Food Network

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It’s 2023 and mfers are out here using Light Mode with extremely dim screens.

smgdmfh

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“Dress for the job you want” like okay I guess I want to be stage crew?