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former child

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Ask not for whom the blues call, they call for thee

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@octavekitten @l0tswife That subway takes guy has forever fucked up the way I hear “100% agree”

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@james_f_thomas @veidt_comrade Judging from their feed you’re arguing with either a deeply self-hating transphobe or a bot (or both??!!), I’d just drop it. They’re being deliberately obtuse.

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@ecareyo Lacks chest

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@dabitch I hate conspiracy thinking but the whole thing being staged makes more sense than this security situation

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@james_f_thomas UPDATE: I did!

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I will never not call Oneohtrix Point Never “Ohnotrix”

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A good cover band name would be U2Too

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I love how AI programs can create worlds in minutes yet Microsoft Word still can’t handle a bulleted list

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What was Carmen Sandiego even doing

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@DeKalbWatershed Begin repairs? No one in Avondale has water.

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No one loves tweeting more than a dude with SWITCH TO BLUESKY in their name

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@small_jawn He’ll be a Fox News commentator within a year

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My favorite part of pharmaceutical commercials are when the VO is like “don’t take barchiizy if you’re allergic to pilktuvy or granchell.”

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The McLaughlin Group would be an incredible band name

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@mikesmith187 Stop being scared, Mike

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@Delta why is it now $150 each way to fly with my pet? I follow all the rules and don’t try and pass mine off for a service dog, and am hit with this exorbitant new fee. And I don’t even get points!

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@havehadhavehad @melissacuisine Oh rad, I submitted. Must have just been an error on my end earlier.

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@drzachary @russmarshalek