jim fitzsimmons

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Leave Torres in the bench, send his mask on!

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

With the money your making, with a card that's obsolete in most places, shows how much your profit margins are.

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Twits who twitter twiterishes are half twits with tweetfetishes!

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

I think David Cameron is a gentle man. A man of courage and character. We should be glad to have him as our PM.

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Sir Patrick was an institution in our home for many years. Great man. The Galaxy will have noted a great Star has vanished in the nite sky.

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Digital newspapers now! Next well have digital women who resent us pushing their buttons, and swiping them all over!

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Two Poles dancing Gangnam Style on a tight rope over Niagra falls: ' I think we should skip the horse jumping part of the song!' '

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Viagra in powder form mixed with instant coffee.It does nothing for your sex life, but it sure stops your biscuits from going soft!

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Hi Andrew, still surfing?

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Arrgh! I'm down a bit today,

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

It all started when my teacher picked her nose on my first day at school..

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

Broome is warm and sunny! Just thought you would like to know

[jim fitzsimmons @sprayza]

I'm about to go surfing in Cable Beach, Broome.