Josefien

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my one consistent source of laughter is guys talking like they’re old and wise

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do other people feel like sobbing whenever they have to meet new people

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the struggle of wanting to be pretty in a masculine way and handsome in a feminine way

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i love it when my only problem is that i can’t turn my record over for the other songs because my cat is sleeping on my lap

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guys will homophobic and still talk about greek mythology as if Zeus didn’t have male lovers

[ً esther 🥡 @fineline_halo]

GIRLS. ARE. SO. PRETTY???

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the urge to lie about the smallest, most random thing is getting stronger every day

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@ayanamasc it’s pretty

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it’s a bit sad how excited the new macbook update makes me

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another day passes where i don’t feel as loved as whoever dodie was talking about when writing “she”

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guess who’s life went down the fucking drain after realizing i’m allergic to pesto

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i love it when you tell someone where you’re from and they just shoot you with a “no way, my tomatoes come from there”

what am i supposed to do with that information

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sometimes i forget that there’s a cow in the bathroom

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I HAVE A HISTORY TEST TOMORROW THAT I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT

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everyone’s obsessing over andrew garfield in far from home but are we just not gonna acknowledge how doctor strange looked fine asf

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no but tony stark would be so proud of him

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only marvel can make me cry this much

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@gangofyouths you’re absolutely incredible

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the fact that Texas declared independence from Mexico in 1836 purely because they didn’t like their laws (like not being allowed guns) proves they were doomed from the beginning

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16 years later and I still never owned a fish