Brian

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@JacobWebsite Search engine optimization.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

I made a meme

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

What a miserable life, just standing in your yard yelling at your neighbor all day. Don’t you see how much you have in common?

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

My neighbors’ dogs make no sense to me. It’s like one of you lives in this house and goes out in this yard. The other lives in that house and goes out in that yard. Your comings and goings have no impact on one another. Why are you so mad at each other?

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@theAntiBinge Chart should really include sock/no sock options, too.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@theAntiBinge National Geographic’a “Secrets of the Penguins”

[Dustbin Massachusetts @parkerdesautel]

One of my goals in life is to craft a tweet that gets the most likes and retweets of all time

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@JacobWebsite Bro, I’ll teach you French.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

My older daughter: What’s A Clockwork Orange about?
Me: OK, so it’s set in a dystopian Britain.
Her: More dystopian than the real Britain?
Me: No. Ok, so it’s set in Britain…

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@socialistdogmom Classic city council meeting tonight! It’s got everything!

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

Sorry.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

TV show where a medieval peasant and JK Rowling solve mysteries called “Serf and TERF.”

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@mtgillikin lol wait til he has to take “Econ and Personal Finance” in high school. I just tell my daughter to tell ‘em what they want to hear.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@nsjersey They usually waive that for goalies though.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@tjsleakyroof @mtgillikin Dress for the weather you want.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@mtgillikin The quintessential Charlottesville restaurant experience is paying too much for a meal that was just ok. So take your pick.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@SrirachaVodka Strange that there are no odd numbers.

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

@socialistdogmom Everyone is like “I own a business that sells scarves to people ages 70 and up and I remember that the downtown mall used to be more vibrant when there were a range of businesses that catered to a diverse clientele. Anyway, my business is struggling because of unhoused people.”

[Brian @spreadsheetfan]

Enjoying a little molecular gastronomy this evening (Cheetos).