Matthew Spreiter

Occasionally I do stuff. Sometimes I also remember to tweet about it.

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

What is even the joke here. What’s the funny part.

[G @Gideoomatic]

Through a blazer is diabolical

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i would’ve loved to have been invited to this but it’s ok maybe next year

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Jesse, you already have one.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

You didn’t give a shit about the President of the United States of America posting an ape video of President Obama or calling African nations shitholes — but you’re going to call me racist for talking about my lifelong struggle with dyslexia?

Spare me your fake fucking outrage, Sean.

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Wasn’t the Titanic’s downfall famously due to ice?

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

"For years I asked coaches what they planned to do better in the 2nd half of games and that skillset prepared me to make laws and be a functional cog in our democracy."

what a fucking looney tunes ass statement

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[Ted @tlschwerz]

RT for a chance to win this autograph from Minnesota Twins legend Johan Santana out of 2025 @Topps Tier One.

Must be following @realmnsportsfan and @tlschwerz to be eligible.

[Ted @tlschwerz]

One of the best images of the year, signed by 20/20 man Byron Buxton.

RT for a chance to win. Must be following @realmnsportsfan and @tlschwerz to be eligible.

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

Phillys hottest new restaurant is named tallow. There are no beef options. It’s hidden inside of a supermarket, and it closes at 7

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Oh my God

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

They're literally doing the meme

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Smart play for the Vatican to go with an American Pope to avoid tariffs