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Lana Del Rey has officially called on the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division to immediately deploy federal election monitors to Los Angeles County “to protect the integrity of our democracy and ensure every vote is counted fairly under the Voting Rights Act.”
Sources say the sultry songstress is “deeply concerned” about ballot security and wants observers watching every drop box, mail-in envelope, and late-night ballot cure session “so we can all sleep at night knowing the results are legitimate.”
@not_jeffepstein When you become Mayor, can you create an ordinance that makes wearing sweatpants on Worth Avenue or Royal Poinciana Way punishable by immediate detention and mandatory wardrobe rehabilitation?
Every time I see a wigger I think of the orcs in LOTR. “They were elves once.” All of these people had grandparents who wore suits and ties, worked in offices or factories, went to church, believed in looking you in the eye when shaking hands. A fallen people now. Tragic.
Marco Rubio quotes contemporary political philosopher Kanye West when describing Lebanon: "It's complex. This has been going on since O.J. had Isotoners."
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🇺🇲🇦🇷⚡️- Per the NYT, Peter Thiel is planning to relocate to Argentina because he is concerned about the future of the U.S. and is no longer aligned with American leadership.