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struggling Les Mis comedienne. opinions are NOT my own.

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I've finally decided to make the switch to Fahrenheit, mainly so I can be better at office small talk.

[Dioclethan @dioclethan]

Santa Claus is like Gritty for Christians

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@BenjaminCrew1 Superbowl Temu ad please

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@BenjaminCrew1 Tbf that's a real John Galt move so Cooper would be into it.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Chicago! Thanksgiving is over which means it is now a FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US.
The Lincoln Lodge is hosting Seinfeld Trivia on Wednesday, Nov. 29th!
Let's not yada yada over the best part, join us for a chance to win The Festivus Pole! 90s attire encouraged.

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@BenjaminCrew1 Give us 30 Rock Trivia night, the people clamor for it!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"Lemon, by now you've seen the Mean Girls musical trailer."
"Musical? They didn't sing once."
"No one actually likes musicals, it's called Wonkaing. You advertise all the non-musical parts of the musical."
"Wonka is a musical?"
"Don't let that get out, we can't have a panic."

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Client Wants To Know What They Can Do That Doesn't Cost Any Money

[Sassy Punnu  @queer_baeting]

Taylor Swift in this pic is giving Indian Dulhan on her Goa Honeymoon trip, on a beach with chuda in her hand 😭

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@BenjaminCrew1 Maybe not S1 don but S7 Don does a complete 180 and buys Megan an even bigger TV so you know he would be watching those TikToks over her shoulder

[emily north @north0fnorth]

friendly reminder that chicago has the most perfect grid of any major city in the world and it is glorious

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

(To the pilot as I’m getting off the plane) Yeah right here is good

[Dioclethan @dioclethan]

War AND Peace? In this economy?

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all the sports teams in a city should have the same colors

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@SouthAsianBuoy Hot take that the best restaurant on Devon is actually Pak Sweets! Also, outside of Devon, Moti Masala is pretty solid, and I've heard Thattu is amazing. I am yet to find a decent dosa place tho so lmk if you find one.

[Zehra Kazmi @ZebrasAreKool]

Thinking about that time my historian friend titled her paper during the master's "Just Gonna Stand There and Watch Me Burn: Analysing Accounts of Sati in Colonial Bengal 1757-1800" or something. ICONIC.

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@allisongeroi Omg Mike Rapp. Saved so many of my devices. He was a real one.

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@bill_of_lefts @a_bugges_life This isn't an example of reproducing racial bias so much as just aggregating it?

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@smallthief Gnocchi! Crispy exterior and plump soft interiors! And you don't need to boil them before roasting either