Span Kee Smartypants

ISO a gig where I can taste wine professionally and still pay the bills.

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@Robichux @opsylojay1 Wait, you're pissed off about bubbles, with possibly the slightly unhinged giggling of a small child? Go live in the country, gramps.

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@atrupar What in the demented fuck...

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@Suzierizzo1 $4.19 in PG county MD

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@DougWahl1 He disrupted the anthem to assault someone who was peacefully sitting.

I would have insisted his ass be tossed from that stadium and banned for life.

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@ronsterd89 Tearing up the rose garden

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@rachelholtmusic ...who are you?

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@BasedMikeLee You're right. We should call him Mango Mussolini instead.

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@SenFettermanPA Fixing a problem that didnt exist.

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@Halver08 @hell_line0 This is the dumbest take on sex I'll see all day.

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@SenFettermanPA That far into the perimeter, armed? There is no hope for you.

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@SenFettermanPA You've turned into a remarkable brown noser. Trump went there so he could have his Reagan moment, scripted. Reagan was shot right outside that hotel at a time that we didnt have the sophisticated security that we do now. If you choose to believe that someone was able to get ...

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@deancain Dean looks like he skips leg day.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

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@adamcarolla You mean when the current president was also president?

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@LauraLoomer Next time just take a boat.

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@BobHealey18 @StephenKing And his current career seems to be based on voice acting Hades in myriad forms for the rest of his natural life.

Hi IQ? Where are you getting that nonsense?

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@Jim_Jordan Victim shaming and publicly listing them while hiding the accused. Redact all names or none, and Bondi is a miserable excuse for a female human.

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@wake_up_girl_3 Nice skirt

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@TaraBull @JDVance No, it was when she was talking shit about her friend's cousin brother getting swollen balls after a covid vaccine. She is dumb.

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@eastwoodx You can blame him for being an absolute piece of graceless garbage for that post. He is a terrible human.