Spring Merrill

If I won't be myself, who will?

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@cwillardson I once got asked if I was Asian or Russian... uhhh wut

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@amballard1 Yep. I’m planning on shaving mine off tonight because it’s the only solution at this point.

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@amballard1 Ahem. And also the company.

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@amballard1 I say this everyyyyyyy dayyyy!!! And deal. A deal is a deal it’s not a dill

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You guys wanna know what’s awkward? Mistaking someone for. Hutterite when they are in fact, not a Hutterite. #plaidandblack 😬

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I don’t have an exact date for when I plan on not having chocolate chips for dinner every night, but I’m hoping it’s soon.

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There’s not a huge list of things I know for 100% positive, but I know without a shadow of a doubt there is a special place reserved in hell for people who drive under the speed limit in the passing lane.

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@amballard1 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@amballard1 Haha these awful children. Who the heck is raising them?!

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London learned a new word that sounds an awful lot like shit, but we’re not going there.

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Pleeeease bless 2019 to be the year they stop putting pretzels in the damn snack mix. Please.

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Just commented “happy Friday!” On a stranger’s instagram... checked calendar after. It’s Tuesday. Today is Tuesday.

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Just got out my notebook, wrote down the days of the week I needed to meal plan for, felt a lil exhausted, closed the book and didn’t meal plan. #winning

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@amballard1 Literally dying. Hahaha awkaawkward.

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I once broke up with someone who responded with this: “I hope you know I’m deleting you off all social media”...soooo too bad that didn’t work out, amiright?

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Saw someone from my uni days having dinner with who I thought was her father. It was her fiancé, which would’ve been significantly less awkward had I not asked if he was her father. Soooo I guess I’m in this phase of life now. You go girl (her and me).

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@amballard1 Everything. You milk that shiz for a week. I hope you’re still buying yourself things. I would start with the whole store of Target and make my way up from there.

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@amballard1 Hahaha died. For rill

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Dear people of Utah, deal is pronounced deeeeeeeaaaal. It is not dill. There’s nothing dilly about it really.

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Twitter is such a scary place these days. Everyone is so serious. Which is why I want to tell you all that I just don’t like leopard print. There. I said it.