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yikes

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me without coffee: exhausted

me with coffee: exhausted but now I have to pee

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You know what I used to love to watch? The nutri-bullet infomercials in the morning 😂

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People barefoot in airports sicken me

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I think The White Album is one of the worst collections of essays to make high schoolers read and that The Awakening was way too over our heads as well.

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What was the point of being able to interpret political cartoons in APUSH?

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People in offices who play sound out loud from their phones are the worst kind of people

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Why are end credit songs always such bangers

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The pre show for Flight of Passage is why I don’t really care for the ride

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Tasteless

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Honestly I think the Welsches really overreacted to Golly taking Harriet out, like she’s the nanny she’s also not home, you could have guessed where she was duh

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Who does Nat Wolff date and can it be me

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Coffee being $8 is criminal

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Depression is weird and hard sometimes {all the time}

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@bmattho

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I think jessie j has some of the worst openings to some great songs and I cite domino and bang bang as my examples

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I hope my seat partners on planes have worn their sunscreen for the day, because I’m the boss of the window and I keep that thing open

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Seasonal depression is a witch

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I would really like to kiss somebody

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Nicole Kidman has the sweetest, teeniest nose

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Bobs burgers back in October 😱🤩

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Men depress and disappoint me