dr. cool, d.d.s.

it’s glue or run for me 🐎 / dedicated to being 25 and hanging out (he/they)

[dr. cool, d.d.s. @spriteaddiction]

I don’t have a gender I just have power and vibes

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[tara @proletarat]

30 Rock Playing In Our Faces Like Tina Fey Wasn’t Fine As Hell

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

If I had Carrie’s body I would be insufferable

[taryn @tarynewyss]

train attendant scanned my ticket then asked for his too then laughed hysterically at his own joke

[💖Sophie💖 @PinkPonyS0phie]

very important quote!!!

[Alex Wennerberg @alex_wennerberg]

on a flight with good internet and it totally messes with the vibe. flight time should not be phone time. it should be a moment of silence where you contemplate your human vulnerability. i realize like all good moralists i am being hypocritical

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

😴

[mike birnigglia @MikeBirnigglia]

That is something I respect about Lena Dunham. She's a real fucker. It's why Girls is good and all of their clones are bad. She's a real freakazoid.

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Beautiful sentence

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Overstating the excesses of Woke I will be punishable by death under Woke II

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the age gap in call me by your name should've been bigger

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I've never paid "top dollar" for anything. Even if I was wealthy, I doubt I wou- hang on. Imagine if I was wealthy. Whoa. All that money, mine... I need to hoard it. I need to hoard my wealth. I have money now and I need to hoard it.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

im eating a carrot and it tastes good so i can see why bugs bunny liked that but i also feel kind of restless and angry so i can see where some of his comments came from

[Screenise @screenisemovie]

The Fifth Element, 1997

[berd @berdyaboi]

the white house

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[gatito illichiano @vinedodeltexto]

Yes, yes, very monastic and privileged of you to find God in the silence, but can you find Him in the horrid deafening cacophony?