alex

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[sett's murder victim (RIP kiriko nananan) @PumpkinNMayo]

btw you can turn off google's AI search overview entirely, including the environmental consequences from it
https://t.co/wBbgtR3Bl8

[alex @spritedotcom]

My favorite bar music - horse

[alex @spritedotcom]

@LesleyHensell @katewillett suck a fuck bitch

[alex @spritedotcom]

@MTA There is NO REASON the subway station should be 95 degrees with no AC in the train cars during a HEATWAVE. Genuinely what the fuck are you doing

[budum @TimAllenItalian]

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

A horrible hangover and nightmare morning. 3/29/58

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

My wife to the aquarium staff when they say I'm too old to ride the coin operated dolphin

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

why would you want a man in your bedroom where all your stuff is

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

If you go out “alone”, you’re not. You’re hanging out with Spirit. And she’s sooooooooo hyped to hang

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

so real

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

me when my boss asks if im ok

[ang @cybermrcury]

Lowkey I will always find a way

[‎emma ⎕ @emmanoacf]

barbenheimer for mentally ill people

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i absolutely have whatever azealia banks and kanye west have i just havent been interviewed yet

[Lizzie Manno @LizzieManno]

me watching Liam swing a guitar at Noel’s head irl next year

[the transsexual walter benjamin🪬 @dmt4dmt]

my OCD about me, to me: hes sart of like an evil porson

[alex @spritedotcom]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of having a lot of keys like a janitor

[Xeo ¯³ @xe0_xeo]

Wild horses crossing a river in Iran - Eydi Heydari