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[ESPYS @ESPYS]

@Dodgers @Yankees @CaitlinClark22 Retweet to vote for CELEBRINI 🗳️

@SanJoseSharks

[noé 🦦⚞•⚟ GRIEVING @thefutureiseky]

dare i say...watching the 2025-26 san jose sharks was...the most fun ive ever had?

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

you can pry my oxford comma from my cold dead hands i’m so fucking serious

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Don't worry, Shakir got the shark teeth! 🦷

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

that mukh block save brought me to fucking tears warso i'm in your fucking walls for how you're treating this guy

[x__x @bpdsins]

they hate when u serve mentally
disturbed and sexually repressed perverted eldest daughter

[nick 🍓 @saintplush]

quinn hughes i’ve grown very unfond of you very quick

[madison²⁵ ₇₀ @leafscini]

unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between a team canada elimination game overtime and being chased by a bear

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Who the fuck are you guys

[ESPN @espn]

STADIUM SERIES GOALIE FIGHT 😱

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

People who have better de-escalation training than ICE agents:

- Drunk girl at the bar
- Preschool/special ed teachers
- Any mom who has ever existed
- Servers at Waffle House

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

one of the most deranged set of words i’ve ever seen

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

“if i were you” you’d go insane if you were me.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

MAGA: “Alex Pretti should’ve complied.”

Me: “Charlie Kirk should’ve ducked.”

[sicaria de duendes @laufeydoll]

what a time to be alive (me quería suicidar todos los días)

[puppy of shedtwt🐾 @sownpilled]

“Does puppy want a treat?”

Puppy wants a fucking gun to her head

[ash @luxashz]

the end when it pans over to the entire preschool having the time of their lives is killing mejkldhfkk 😭😭