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Nick, bursts into the kitchen: IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
Sarah: Nick, I’m bus-
Nick, slamming nuggets on table: I PAID FOR SIX, I GOT SEVEN!

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Sarah: Nick, David, don’t forget tonight is garbage night.
Nick, to David: Oh wow, I can’t believe there’s a whole night devoted to you.

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Nick and Tao watched Good Omens Season 2 together the night it came out

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Nick: *nudges Charlie at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Charlie? Wake up, Charlie! Listen! They're sexless! 
Charlie, half asleep: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Nick, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee! 
Charlie: Friend of Yours? 
Nick: Nope, wrong number. 
Charlie: ???

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Imogen: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? 
Darcy, joking: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. 
Imogen: 
Darcy: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Darcy: Two bros! 
Darcy: Chillin' in a hot tub! 
Darcy: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Charlie: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes? 
Nick: For the dogs. 
Charlie: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs? 
Nick: They don't know how.

[Queen Glimmer @QueenGlimmer1]

jane: "charlie can you come out please"

charlie: "mum i'm gay"

jane: "i know that i meant can you come out to the car"

charlie: "car i'm gay"

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Tara: I don’t feel well, can I be excused?
Teacher: It’s ‘may’.
Elle: No, it’s July.
Darcy, hungover: I thought it was Monday.

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Charlie: Is that makeup?
Nick, wearing a smokey eye: Yep, trying something new
Charlie: Cool, cool, cool...
*Later*
Charlie, sobbing: He looked so good!
Elle: I bet
Charlie: God I’m so fucking gay for him
Elle: I know
Charlie: *continues crying*
Elle: *sighs*

[Kaia @KaiaHeartstopp]

Good Luck to Tobie for the premier night for the play “Paper Cut” 🥰 he took their insta for today 💕 i wished i would be in uk 😖 https://t.co/4ZD5MjA5af

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Michael: *running towards Tori with open arms*
Tori: *moves out of the way*
Michael: Hey, why’d you move!?
Tori: I thought you were going to attack me.
Michael: I was going to hug you.
Tori: Why would you hug me?
Michael: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?

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new pinned :) new main @ :) so many news!

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dm for suggestions / ideas (credit will be given)

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welcome to my account 🖊️
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Charlie: Nick, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing.
Nick, wearing a hoodie 2 sizes too small for him: Spooky.

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Tao: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. 
Elle: I like how this is a "fun" fact. 
Charlie: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

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Darcy, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”. 
Darcy, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

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Tao: That's ridiculous, Elle doesn't have a crush on me. 
Isaac: Yes she does. 
Charlie: Yes she does. 
Elle: Yes I do.