DJ Sproul

Ask me about my enemies list!

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Thank goodness we live in a capitalistic society, otherwise we'd have huge wait times rather than huge wait times and unpayable costs

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

*Me at five in the morning (two hours after I got there), passing a HUGE kidney stone after peeing myself and throwing up so hard it hurt to speak after, not having seen a doctor yet*:
Well at least this is gonna cost me $3,000!

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

I have unfollowed like 100+ accounts on Instagram between yesterday and today and yet my "following" counter has not moved

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Every time people talk about shows "becoming" woke nowadays I think about Star Trek TNG S5x17, original air date 31 years ago

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Hey @netflix, I'm on my mom's family phone plan and as a part of that, we get Netflix for free. Except I don't live with her, so now I get nothing.

I'd have to work for ~121,000 years to make as much money as your company profited in 2022

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Idk, Disney removing their original content from Disney+ and Hulu just seems like they really want to avoid paying residuals to creators

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Among all the reasons to love the saxophone, I think my favorite is that Pope Pius X banned it in 1903 for being too sexy

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

@oreillyautoprts Update: we corrected my income to the $34,000 I actually made, thinking something might change. It did!

Our expected contribution went UP

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Told the federal government that we made $40,000 in 2021 and that both of us will be attending school on time. Based on that, they expect us to be able to pay $11,800 towards school this year... Each.

????

[lincoln tunnel luna @lesatinkas]

LMAO my pell grant didn’t cover my full tuition for spring/summer and i apparently can’t take out more loans so if anyone wants to help a girl out, that would be great. i literally just have $130 left to pay 🫠

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

It's so cringey that I used to be dumb enough to think Rage Against the Machine and even Rise Against were "libertarian."

Basically all the comments are like "I thought they were angry at the government, not capitalism" and it's like. Honey. The government is capitalism?

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I hate that some of my favorite 90s bands became filthy communists.

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Hey if y'all subscribe to this channel I get extra credit in psych (which I NEED)

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[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Purveyor of tomfoolery

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

Having a good employer has really just brought up how bad my last one was

[DJ Sproul @sprouletariat]

@BlueRavenSolar

Y'all definitely promised last year to take your employees' pay and cost of living concerns seriously.

When I was hired in August of 2020, the starting pay for a customer service representative was $14.

What happened?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just think it's really cool that trans people exist. Humans are so neat.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

This is blasphemy, but not a new blasphemy.

This is an age old blasphemy, especially within American Christianity, of elevating a political leader to the same level as Christ.

This is the political idolatry American Christianity must repent from, yet fights so hard not to.