big gecko lover

the rumours are true, I love geckos

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

I would rather be shot in the chest than receive a google maps link in response to me asking where we’re meeting up

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

turns out he has a gf

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

just followed my crush on ig… feeling electrified

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

just followed my crush on ig… feeling electrified

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

Imagine the purge but instead of murder & whateva everyone is legally required to make their finstas public.

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

@vanillbrunette Y’all don’t take pics of yourself crying for the finsta?

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

dev patel is so fine, he need a nobel peace prize

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

I pity all y’all who don’t get as snuggled as can be every night with a little cat

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

@alexis_elmurr speak 4 urself

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

if we’re so similar to monkeys why do they get to swing around on a rope and have fun while I have a corporate job and pay bills

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

do you think there were hot ppl in the 1800s?

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

When they invented tape it was probably like… yooooo

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

Do you ever see a tiktok that’s a little silly but not quite funny enough to send to your friends, and then they send it to you? That’s fine, I guess you’re ok with sending me bottom tier stuff but that just could never be me.

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

@wasupcows Idk you didn’t do so well on that tiramisu for two or three or four

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

I wish my cats had little phones and we could lay in bed on our phones

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

@alexis_elmurr Prob get a juice press on the corporate card too 💔

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

I hate the corporate world, today I almost passed out at work and I was just like “um damn” and kept working. If I still worked at soulcycle I’d have several coworkers walking me to citymd all of us crying

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

People think my life is easy but imagine wanting ice cream all the time. Every second of every day. That’s what it’s like to be me.

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

@alexis_elmurr if ur beautiful and ur gf is beautiful pls do not look at my tweets

[big gecko lover @sproutafterdark]

You know what, maybe it would be really relaxing to sleep on my back in a coffin and maybe have a little friend that’s a bat