【Mathias Sprout】

「I work here. Really.」 | Pro Hero - Technologic | Quirk: Technopathy | Head of U.A. IT Dept. | BNHA OC | Serious or Crack/Joke |

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

「Yes. I actually run U.A.'s IT department.」

・BNHA OC
・Not new to Platform/Verse/RP
・Serious/Semi-serious
・Ships (Maybe?)
・RTs Appreciated

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@KanjouKuroi It feels like nothing happened but also I missed everything simultaneously.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

You will regret his return

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

Awkwardly backflips into space except he falls directly on his face because he's not coordinated enough for this shit.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

Why is there this small of a child roaming. What the Fuck.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald @DareToBeLipid "Then, let me scoop her up for you."

A softer look on his face, and he scooped up the black cat, before gently depositing her in their and Kuroshima's combined embrace. She seemed content.

"Yeah yeah, I'm sure they do. A lot of people do."

A quiet snicker as he steps back.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald @DareToBeLipid "Yeah yeah. And you'll scare 'm with the barnacles and goo."

A very slightly mocking tone, and Lunch paws curiously at one of the dangling tails.

Maybe..

"... Hey kid. If you can hold on to her, and her leash, you can hold Lunch and pet her as we head back."

She seemed fine.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@DareToBeLipid @RuinedHerald "Alright, I gotcha, I gotcha."

A slight sigh, and Lunch pads forward to Zenko again.

".. Odd offer, but why not. Hopefully they'll realize I'm not a threat so much as.. Off beat."

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald @DareToBeLipid ... Oooh. Bad word to use.

".. Not weird. Just.. Awkward like me."

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@DareToBeLipid @RuinedHerald "Good to see you too, buddy."

He gives a tired sigh, before shrugging.

"Kid's weird. Wanted to pet Lunch. Apparently my shinin personality isn't all that great."

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald W o n d e r f u l .

If course that's the name he yells.

"Oh boy."

He doesn't even move.

Lunch mews in protest.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@DareToBeLipid That's The Joke

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald This kid.

"I don't think she'll hold it against you. Especially if you're running from the big bad scary asshole."

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

He has done Nothing Wrong

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald "Okay, you caught me. I don't know how to interact with other people. So eye contact is awkward. I stopped because Lunch is wonderful and deserves attention."

Now they're nearly staring down again.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

Technically, his child is touching Mathias' cat. He hasn't moved.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald I mean really, since Mathias' quirk relies on touch, he'd figure out his leg goes fucky and just. Not touch things. But he doesn't know that now.

"Only when they approach out of nowhere and stare at me through sunglasses with the most deadpan look."

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald Yeesh. Tough crowd.

"I mean, sure I guess. Which is why I would, logically, ask."

Oof. This is not the smoothest conversation. But Lunch is happy, so Mathias will brave it out.

Lunch is happily purring.

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@RuinedHerald "That's not implied for someone who doesn't know you at all."

He gives a dry laugh as Lunch enjoyed all this attention.

"Correct. I am, in fact, an ass."

And a grin.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@RuinedHerald ".. Okay. So why are you covered in sand, strange child?"

This cat is living the life.

[【Mathias Sprout】 @sproutnologic]

@meanfuku "Yeah yeah. Everyone still will.

They always do."

He sighs, almost scarred. Some things bother even him.