#1 abby

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Woman just asked if I would comp an entire tab for her friends birthday and then said “it’s called a buyback, I used to be a bartender” 🤨 ur lucky Im behind this bar maam

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Gonna miss my boyfriend being unemployed cus why’d he just make me fried chicken and waffles at 5am before I go to work

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Goood for HER I tell off people at my work all the time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chappell Roan tells off a photographer at the #VMAs.

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Whatever

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Ordered a cappuccino in brasil and they asked if I wanted whip cream (?) I freaked out and said yes

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Ordered a cappuccino in brasil and they asked if I wanted whip cream (?) I freaked out and said yes

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

My last night on the UES IS when I would be nearly murdered by a drunk white man

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

FOLLOWING YOU ON INSTAGRAM?????

[lex @suntanlex]

if he isn’t doing all this i don’t want him

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Everyone is getting mad at me again at the bar cus I’m playing unreleased Lana del Rey

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I was in this too but the director told me to get under the table and Charli told everyone to kick me as hard as they could throughout the whole scene. It was the worst day of my life

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Lost it when she tried to throw an ice cube at one of them and hit me instead. This is real elementary school bus shit

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Bitch at the bar keeps waving me over and cus I’m customer service coded I walk over just for her to ask for the male bartender TWICE NOW

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Two girls with thick thighs should
NOT sit next to each other on the subway 🙅‍♀️

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

I have a headache and he doesn’t even care 😔😔( he is asleep next to me)

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

In my restaurant filled w only male coworkers currently bumping the saddest femme playlist of all time they know my vibe

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Woman sitting at my bar (who ordered a double of the nicest tequila we have) called my limes weak and pathetic

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

@nazzhazz You’re him?

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Gotta be buzzed enough to be able to yell “enough with the nerd shit” at a guy talking about elden ring

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

lets talk about r ex baby. yeah i bet u thought i was gonna say sex. well guess what. im talkin t rex. im talkin big boy small arms huge neck. hes a honkin tonkin mean machine made from pure angst and rupturing with the gravitational pull of the entir

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Smiths day so I’ll tell you my favorite morrisey lore which is that when he was performing in NYC he stayed at the hotel my friend was the head bartender at and ordered veal parmigiana for his entire team every night :)

[#1 abby @sproutsontap]

Have to chug 5 glasses of water very loudly before my boyfriend wakes up