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@Lemonbriz big part players also shouldn’t be considered legends

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@Kazumi11239 @g9ngoverluv Dolores Umbridge

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Describe me in 1 word 💗

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@ruukayo_ all of this is his doing anyway. Getting into bed with the Glazers, leaving a shit team for his successor, picking Moyes… the list goes on

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@MeghUpdates didn’t realise pigs were Muslim kryptonite

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@DTReevesy @geordiejosh His peak won’t be at Newcastle

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@leecarty8 It goes both ways

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@VillainBaller He does have a higher ceiling but he’s only using spurs as a stepping stone. Guarantee his prime will be seen elsewhere

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@GBNEWS sounds the £350m a week the NHS was going to get after Brexit

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@Lea_EFC Rival fans also said he deserves to go after everything he’s done, why does the same not apply to Isak. Helped the club win their first trophy in how many years?

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@7signxx Muslims love living in the past

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@realMaalouf If only there were Muslim countries that they could go to…

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@Patrick_K22 She fine in weird way though

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@GoldingBF it won’t be long before half their mosques are up for sale because they ve got way too many and can’t afford to maintain them.

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@piersmorgan @JohnTorode1 When you get paid millions you’re rightly held to a higher standard

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@LaurynBahen But it was fine when you were doing the same to the rest of the world?

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@Wokewaster Need to make sure they’re halal innit

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@realMaalouf If you don’t like it here why don’t you go somewhere you will like?

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@piersmorgan just a few scratches and a lifetime of trauma

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@Inevitablewest remember what you took from them