SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club

the place with the orange coolers // café by day (7:30a-2p) // comedy club by night (7p-11p)

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shough should reasonably be around 20, higher than kyler, rodgers, dart, ward, and jones. top of tier 3 with nix & stroud.

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i cannot listen to anyone who has jaxson dart above shough. he does literally nothing better.

we all saw dart get outplayed by shough’s backup.

[Mike Sando @SandoNFL]

2026 QB Tiers is live!!

@TheAthletic keeps raising the bar in terms of production quality

This year you can produce your own tiers with your own votes

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that olave money looking like minimum wage now

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Just in: Baltimore’s two-time Pro-Bowl WR Zay Flowers reached agreement today with the Ravens on a four-year, $140 million extension that includes $108 million guaranteed, per his agency @WinSportsGroup.

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college sports just suck now

[Mit Winter @WinterSportsLaw]

In today’s D1 ticker, info on LSU’s new VC deal.

10% of LSU’s 🏈 program is being transferred to a private equity entity in return for cash.

LSU supporters can invest in the PE equity, with a minimum $100k investment.

Receive a guaranteed minimum or % of enhanced media rights.

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@pdxbrocialite we r cooked

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i am legally obligated to watch this at least 10 times when it hits the TL

[Such Great Heights @suchgr8heights]

TV On The Radio play "Wolf Like Me" on Letterman (2006)

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@tyleriam patrick williams money

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Two-time Pro-Bowl selection Bijan Robinson and the Falcons reached agreement on a three-year extension worth up to $75 million that now will make him the highest-paid running back in NFL history. Robinson will receive a record $51 million guaranteed, including $37 million at signing, in a deal that agent Nicole Lynn and the Falcons have been working hard on to finish up in recent days.

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@chatmannnn your inner life must be so so hollow

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pels ❌ bill simmons thread: my annoyance with bill hellbent on pels relocation is that there’s never any local momentum to move the team. as much as gayle sucks, she has a real plan to ensure the team(s) never move after she dies/sells
(1/)

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@Blake_ramz they just spent $600M to renovate the superdome. all they need to do is increase concourse space and make more lower bowl seats. both those can be achieved for much cheaper at the current location

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so every time a non pelicans team talks about relocation bill just screams “it shouldn’t be them, look at new orleans!” without any basis of evidence for the actual reason any team leaves a town
(3/3)

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in a vacuum, would we “make the most sense to move”? sure. but teams don’t move just bc they’re bad. they move bc there’s an owner hell bent on making that team move (schultz in seattle, potentially dundon in portland) usually bc they don’t get public stadium money
(2/)

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beast mode

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silver should be immediately removed if he lets the blazers relocate. truly incompetent leadership.

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

genuinely disturbed by the Blazers relocation talk. I'm not from PDX but I lived there for many years, love it, know what a great basketball town it is, and just how much that team means to the city. Potentially losing them at the hands of *that* guy is a tough thought to stomach

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“transphobia isn’t real” isn’t an opinion. it’s a falsehood peddled by moronic bigots

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pels fans please unfollow this grifting loser

[JOELVENILE @joelvenile]

@chasineuphoria Transphobia isn’t real. Me not rooting reality in someone’s delusion isn’t fear.

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we truly had it so good

[Farrah Yvette @farrah_yvette]

A great visual showing how ELITE Drew Brees was with the #Saints. We really witnessed greatness.

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you’re 7 years older than my dad

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

We’ve survived empires. We can survive a comments section.

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@earlboykins dude was GASSED

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helllllllooooo salary cap

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are finalizing a trade for Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal, sources tell ESPN.

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beast mode

[Symone @Symone_Stanley]

Anddd of course Mo’Ne Davis now the first to score a run in @wpbl_official history 🎉