big sprungus

claims to be pro-life. makes a series full of dead children anyway | proshippers/willry and vanilliam stans/scott defenders DNI | any pronouns for mod and bot

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

to me, the joker is normal

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

my son that always cries: dad, things are going to be okay, right?
me: (trying to remember his name) oh yeah, they're gonna be fine... uh... chris
him: (sobbing) my name is evan

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

(approaching the office of fazbear's fright) hello mi- oh christ what HAPPENED to you

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

evan can you please get your weird friend to stop picking fights with michael. theyre 8 and hes 13 and its really embarrassing seeing my oldest son lose to someone who is a third of his height

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

'put on the cat ears'? do i fucking look like i can put those on like this

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

i wish i could tell this purple bitch who won't stop talking to shut up but cassidy has a gun to my head

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

michael where are my remnant pills

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

I. HATE. ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT. cassidy makes me say chewsday and throws a bunch of animatronics at me and says go british man go

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

michael are there any bathrooms in this place. i really need to pee and i dont want to use the suit again. please mike its been 30 years

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

year 23 in the safe room... they havent found me yet but when they do they're gonna be surprised

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

yes i've had sex stop asking

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

your favorite is foxy? really michael? fucking foxy? your taste is garbage bonnie is way better

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

we do a lot of killing

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

This is why a lot of LGBTQ+ communities get shitted on because of you guys. fuck you for everything you have done. I am bisexuak and you guys make me sick.

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

so-called "free thinkers" when sprungus tweets about his balls being crushed

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

come closer. i am just a normal animatronic (MICHAEL ITS ME YOUR FATHER. I DONT KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS HERE CAN YOU TELL ME)

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

its springtrap saturday

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

Sprungus Word Of The Day

Immortal

[big sprungus @sprung_locked]

she purple on my guy till i afton