Faith is fine for adults, at least in moderation; but a religious childhood is a toxic mixture of what would occur if the most overtly sanctified hyper-masculinity, and the most banal, toothless, and pathetic femininity, joined forces to create Mike Johnson's sexual magnetism.
And all this in order that you might trust the veracity of my testimony here today more than you do right now?
*pause
[Bailiff looks at Judge]
"Yeah, I think we're good."
[Attorney for the defence]
"Yeah, I'm good...👍"
[Prosecutor]
"All good here."